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Blog EntryOh My God... so Funny...Mar 15, '08 1:13 PM
for everyone
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going
to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in
with a chance!"
  
The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man
leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me another
condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute  
too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it
lucky there too."
 
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the
boy is leaving he turns back and says,"Go on, give me 
one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still 
pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes
eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, think she
is expecting me to make a move! 
 
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his
girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and
the mum facing him.

When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and
starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and
thank you for all you give us."

A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you
Lord for your kindness."

Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying,
keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his
girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.
She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I 
didn't know you were so religious." 

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a
pharmacist!"
 

 



Blog Entry永远不要放弃你所爱的人Oct 24, '07 11:49 AM
for everyone

永远不要放弃你所爱的人

在日本发生了一件千真万确的事:有人为了装修家里,拆开了墙;日式住宅的墙壁通常是中间架了木板后,两边批上泥土,其实里面是空的。他拆墙壁的时候,发现一只壁虎被困在那里一根从外面钉进来的钉子钉住了那只壁虎的尾巴。那人见状,既觉可怜又感好奇,他仔细看看那根钉子,天啊!那根钉子是十年前盖那房子的时候钉的。到底怎么回事?那只壁虎竟然困在墙壁里活了整整十年!黑暗中的墙壁里的十年,真不简单。不对呀?他继而寻思,尾巴被钉住了,一个步子也跨不出的这只壁虎,到底靠什么撑过了这十年?他于是暂时停止了装修工程它到底吃什么?他要一探究竟。过了不久,不知从哪里又钻出来一只壁虎,嘴里含着食物...啊!他一时愣住了,这是什么样的情啊?为了被钉住尾巴而不能走动的壁虎,另一只壁虎竟然在十年的岁月里一直不停地衔取食物喂它。我听了以后,很感动!也不去想它们之间的关系是亲子,朋友,异性,手足.....在人类的社会中随着计算机的普及,人与人获取相关的信息更快速, 但是人与人之间的距离是否也越来越接近呢?......

~永远不要放弃你所爱的人!

永远不要放弃你所爱的人~

永远不要放弃你所爱的人~~~

永远不要放弃你所爱的人~~~~~


Blog EntryHav a laugh... relaks ur mind... : )Jul 5, '07 4:32 AM
for everyone
Have a laugh !!!
 
 
One politician, One thief & One PWC employee died & went straight to hell.

 
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, devil how much I need to pay for the call????

 
The devil says "Five million dollars".

 
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

 
Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

 
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call????

 
The devil says "Ten million dollars".

 
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

 
PWC  employee was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my office   friends, managers and partners ",

 
He called other PWC employees and he talked for twenty hours about his audit files and jobs what are the new clients, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

 
The devil says "Twenty dollars".

 
PWC employer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??"

 
 
Devil says
 
 
 
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Calling from Hell to Hell is consider Local Call


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